Stole this from Kassy Kat

B R I T I S H ○●

[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell”
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. Hell yeah!!!!!
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. Oh yes, your talking to the person who has a bottomless pit for a stomach!!!!!!!
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer. But it's still crap either way
[x] You believe the correct way to spell ‘Color’; is ‘Colour’. Well yes because it is called the ENGLISH language and that is the stupid American spin-off spelling *grumble*

Total: 6

A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops. O_O wat? a "thong" is underwear, not footwear
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned. (sometimes)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. (a what?)
[ ] You have an Australian something. (no i don't)

Total: 2

I T A L I A N ○●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands.

Total: 1

S P A N I S H ○●

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (what does that have to with anything?)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. All the time!!!!
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 1

R U S S I A N ○●

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (cold=BAD)

Total: 2

I R I S H ○●

[x] You think beer is the best. And cider! Pear cider =
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a Ley, On, Un, An, In, Ry, Ly, Y or LE.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 2

A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair. Have... what?
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun. Doesn't everyone?
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. No, but I still hate him
[x] You like chicken. What's that got to do with it?
[ ] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 3

A S I A N ○●

[ ] You have slanty/small eyes..
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 2

G E R M A N ○●

[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2.

Total: 4

C A N A D I A N ○●

[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh. I say meh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some Canadian.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 1

A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 1

B E L G I A N ○●

[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like French fries.
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules. I can't eat Belgian chocolate... It has nuts in it usually
[ ] You know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 2

D U T C H ○●

[x] You like the color orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast. Not until hell freezes over and I personally know the devil
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] You tend to favor the megalomania

total: 5


I am not British... I AM WELSH!!!!! "British" is a name the English invented to make us all feel the same and the only reason everybody hates the "British" is because of the ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And no, I won't take it back because I am WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLSHHH!!!!

Deal with it. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!